13 Things...

I read this in the Reader's Digest and enjoyed it thoroughly. I chuckled as I read and connected to so many of these. For those who are teachers, maybe you can relate too.

Thirteen Things Your Child's Teacher Won't Tell You

"If we teach small children, don't tell us that our jobs are "so cute" and that you wish you could glue and color all day long."

"I'm not a marriage counselor. At parent-teacher conferences, let's stick to Dakota's progress, not how your husband won't help you around the house."

"Your child may be the center of your universe, but I have to share mine with 25 others."

"Guys who dribble a ball for a couple of hours a game can make up to $20 million a year. We educate future leaders and make about $51,000 a year"

"Kids dish on your secrets all the time - money, religion, politics, even Dad's vasectomy."

"Just because your child says he did his homework doesn’t mean it’s true. You must check. Every night."

"Supportive, involved parents are crucial. But some are “helicopter parents”--they hover too much."

"Please, no more mugs, frames, or stuffed animals. A gift card to Starbucks or Staples would be more than enough. A thank-you note: even better."

"We take on the role of mother, father, psychologist, friend, and adviser everyday. Plus, we're watching for learning disabilities, issues at home, peer pressure, drug abuse, and bullying."

"There are days when I just want to quit, but then that one smile from that one kid, changes it all."